Rio the Red-Nosed Kia

Are you looking for a new vehicle for Christmas this year? Might we suggest the most affordable, efficient and stylish sedan: the Kia Rio! Poor Rio has always been overlooked for larger, shinier Kias like the Telluride or Seltos. We love the Rio for its nice price tag, modern exterior and fuel efficiency. Read our own rendition of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” below to see why we love the Rio so much, then come and take it for a test drive at Landers Kia!
Browse our inventory of the Kia Rio
You know Seltos and Forte and Soul and Sorento,
Stinger and Telluride and Sportage and Niro,
But do you recall:
the most affordable sedan of all?
Rio the Red-Nosed Kia
Has a very tiny price.
And if you ever saw it,
You’d surely say it’s nice!
All of the other Kias
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rio
Join in any racing games!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
“Rio with your price so right,
Won’t you be my gift tonight?”
Then how the Kias loved him
As they shouted with delight
“Rio the Red-Nosed Kia,
Your price is oh so slight!”
Rio the Red-Nosed Kia
Had a great MPG
And if you ever saw it,
You would surely say “Oh gee!”
All of the other Kias
Envied his efficiency,
They may be faster than Rio,
But they can’t measure up in MPG!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
“Rio, your consumption’s so light,
Won’t you drive me ’round tonight?”
Then how the Kia’s loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
“Rio the Red-Nosed Kia,
You’ll go down in history!”
Are you ready to take Rio the Red-Nosed Reindeer for a test drive? We know you’ll be impressed by Rio’s unbeatable price and outstanding fuel efficiency! Come and see us at Landers Kia to find your own Christmas Rio now!
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